Okay, the going shopping at the upscale Hollister with all those gorgeous men wanting me to try on the clothes they gave me, wasn’t all it could have been. I did get a free water while I waited for the blood to return to my lower extremities! And the help was so nice to escort me out of the store to make sure I got on the escalator safely, I’m sure!

Now, all I can think of was the mean lady saying that awful thing to me! Just because I wanted to look hip! I mean, did Joey Fatone get called names when he was trying on his NSYNC outfits! I bet it’s not easy being the full figured one in the group. Well, middle age or not I’M NOT HAVING A CRISIS! I’ll show them just how much of a crisis I am not having! This is just the spark I needed to get myself more relevant and acceptable! Watch out world … here comes Jeffrey!