To think that at the youthful age of……
well, let’s just say mid-life Fabulousness, they had the nerve to downsize my entire unit! Obviously, the head of the department must have had a brain aneurism to include me in the layoffs. I was the best thing since toast that they ever had there. It must have been that snarky new HR lady. You know the kind always walking as if she’s sniffing the air to locate any lost children. It’s totally their loss and my gain! Of course unemployment only lasts a little while, but I can do this!
And now Jeffrey’s looking at endless possibilities. At my age I just can’t get out there and beat the pavement and compete with the other loser pavement beaters! Not this time. This is the universes way of telling Jeffrey to get off his butt and follow his dream! But, which dream?! Jeffrey has so many of them.
Well, in order to make this happen Jeffrey will have to start thinking outside the cubicle. Broaden his horizons! Embark on a huge adventure. Go where no 55 year old has gone before. Ooooooo, I can already feel the creative juices flowing through my body, I’ve got that tingly feeling from my head to my toe. You know, like when you use the medicated Head and Shoulders as your body wash!
Jeffrey will not let negativity pull him down! Onward and upwards!