I’ve been wondering why all these young people on the internet are so popular? They’re on YouTube just chatting! I mean, they are just there! Being natural! In my day, if you wanted to be famous you went into the movies or TV, always playing a part. Being someone else! You longed to be liked. Longed to be loved. Then these upstarts come along and just babble in front of a camera about everything from what not to wear to what their neighbors were doing in the buff! And sometimes in very funny voices too!
Well, if I’m going to be more than just another old fuddy-duddy, I’ve got to latch onto what’s popular now and get myself into gear! I swear by the Microsoft logo that I will become more hip, more cool, more snazzy! Watch out Lucas Cruikshank, Davy Wavy, and all those popular Internet kids put together! Jeffrey is not going to let this parade pass by without jumping on a float and declaring that I’ll be fierce and I’ll be relevant.
That’s right, I’m getting my groove back!!